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21 July 2008

Reverend Ming Yi 明义involved in breach of trust, fraud document  case... Held on court...

Really what  a waste..!.A monk that is heroically endorsed by millions of people,

doing special stunts in charity shows, doing many

charitable works, get in this kind of trouble.  I still remember the first time

 he did a stunt on TV.  He dropped tears, many dropped tears for him too. 

Imagine a monk had to do this kind of stunts to get more donated funds for the

organisation.  That really touched my heart too.  My family donated

to the organisation.  Then some problem involving Durai previously from NKF

makes government  do checks on Non- profit organisations.   Including digging

out Ming Yi's salary of more than 10k monthly, which i heard he still donate part

out of the money for good causes.  LET ME TELL U!  This monk rocks!

No other monk in Singapore are as famous as him now.  Now I believe in the process

 of helping another organisation, he got himself in deep trouble, with a

big possibility that he is going to jail if convicted.  Oh man...that is going to be so sux!

  Spend most of his life doing many charitable events, end up getting this kind of unfair karma....I felt angry also... how come Ming Yi as a reverend should know wat is right and wrong...wat to do, wat not to do.  I suspect he has been betrayed and framed or forced to stray.  Oh maybe he does not even know about the case!  That bastard that 害Reverend Ming Yi should be pulled to the target board and get枪毙　machine gunned.  Ming Yi's face so cute and kind still got people want to sabo him.  Really KNN!  I want to condemn this person and urged the authority to do more checks and pulled up the real culprit.  Ming Yi so good wun do these kind of things one!  I wun believe, NEVER!

07 June 2008

Big things happening around us in the world ( Recap)- Dr Chee Soon Juan jailed, Earthquake SzeChuan, Cyclone, Racist Blogger Caught

There are what had happened recently in the world.  Szechuan China kena earth quake. 70k people died if

 i m not wrong.  So many people crushed in this big natural disaster. Heard some of the young victims are still

holding pens when the ceiling crushed them like pancake.  Some of them shouting and crying. Ma ma!  Pa Pa!!

 Sorry i have left you down...i could not live to see you again.  SOme were pinned down by big walls and pierced

 thru by steel.  Some were passed an electric saw to cut their own limbs to be rescued out easier.  Cyclone in Myanmar...

  No more house to live for many.  To add things worse, due to political issues, foreigners rescuers will prevented to enter

 the zone.  End up may end up more casualties.  Racist blogger caught for saying satay satay to Malays and many other

 very offensive racist remarks.  Some may see his blog entry as a joke but to me, this is definitely not funny.  What he

wrote is definitely not true. There are many things some other races should proudly learnt from the beloved Malays

in Singapore.  Singaporean Malays are extremely united and bonded to their family members and yes, majority of them are like that.  We should learn to forge closer relationships with our families. Malays are technically more skilful in many ways.  Fandi Ahmad is

 the football idol of many races then and now, and i still remember him and his team member has created many magical

 moments in the soccer industry.  Let me tell u, that is the prime of Singapore soccer.  No one can deny that.  Abbas Saad,

 Malek, Lim Tong Hai, David Lee and Super Sub, Steven Tan....No one can forget these great heros..Ilove Singapore just

because it is multi racial in Singapore, and we live in harmony with one another.  Thus, the government values this very

 much and hit on strongly on racist remarks.  The Malay girls in my secondary school always get higher marks than me in exams and tests.  They are so smart and speak good English where i see them proceed on to JCs and Polys. Where i continue studied ITE...Sad...Me

lousy leh..done so badly for my O level.. people 6 subjects under 20 points.  I five subjects 21 points.  Half here half there,

 super headache...But I was fortunate I moved to Nanyang Poly after my army.  Hereby, I sincerely hope that no one

will try to use words to harm other races in Singapore.  We are proud to be living in Singapore because we dun discriminate any of the races, be it majority or minority...and i foresee  it will be this way in distant future.

N Lasty, Dr Chee Soon Juan.  I feel very sorry for him really and the recent court case. He is going to jail again for doing

something wrong...I almost want to cry also becos i find him poor thing.   I managed to see one of his youtube video

about the interviews with him with his wife and young kids.   Trust me, you will feel sorry for him too. A family man

with kids, waiting for him.  He is already bankrupt and he still so call trying to attempt to 'reform' the leading government.

  What will happen to his kids?  Bankrupt feed what food..  I really admire your never-say-spirit and I bet some of the

people secretly will as well.  But some of your actions could only bring more hurt and harms to yourself and family.  

Coz sorry, this is Singapore.  We value stability and we have an excellent government and leaders that leads us to one of

 the best in the world and I will continue to serve the one that brings us good lives and stability.  On the other hand,

 please allow me to offer some food and some toys to your kids if I do know or meet you in person one day.  Trust me,

I will do that, small case. I will tell them they have a never-say-die father.  We are all Singaporeans.  Let us dun hurt each

other anymore..

3 May 2008

Car vs Motorcycle - Motorcycle more fun n easy to maneuver, dun really like driving.

Finally got my long awaited Class 3 car driving licence.  I got it on my fifth attempt where i use a different technique to complete the test.  Forget about one turn two turn for parking.  Best is use your own judgment when trying to enter the pocket.  See dot not that accurate one.  Got only 8 points!! so lucky! The pasts are always above 30 points and the mistakes always different each time and incorrect checking of blind spots. or exaggerating checking of blind spot also kena points. I m not joking!!  But on my last attempt, i not going to let him catch me with any points.  I was on the balls and everything was very smooth.  Even the traffic lights turn amber just nicely for me so i can stop in time.  so heng! The tester also gave me advises on how to drive better n such.  Seriously, you need plenty of luck for tests some time.  The pen in his hand, he will be able to find fault no matter what for sure.  Ya.  Happy I got a license.  Thanks to my rich father, i paid full cash for a less than 10 years van.  I drive a few days and i realized motorcycle is alot better and more flexible in traffic n reach destination faster, and meet the definition of transportation.  Transportation suppose to make you more convenient.  But parking i feel like vomiting checking all around for danger.  Hate parking the most!  A few days ago went east coast and try the parallel parking i want to vomit blood sia!!  But I scared to langa other people car, so extra very careful. spend about 5 mins!!!  Ya, a car is comfortable and safer but very bulky leh and i always have to watch out for motorcyclists who go pass me.  Further more, i need to pay more expenses to own a car.  Sianz!!!!  I DONT LIKE CAR LAH!! maybe going to sell very soon... Paid about 2.6k to learn a car after failing so many times.  But well, at least i m almost there.  I have now full classes of motorcycle licences and a class 3 driving license.  I m proud to say i m a very experienced motorcyclist!  I wun die regretful in this lifetime.  I love you all.  KISS KISS...HUGZ!  PS. driving with P plate is cool though..hahah!

5 April 2008

Seriously, Did you wash your assholes today???  I m dead serious!

This is the truth...You could treat this entry as informative or educational.  I find this a need to educate cause it concerns hygiene.  If you feel uncomfortable in reading something i seriously wanting to help people, pls leave my web immediately.  I am seriously super pathetic guy in this world..I m not joking.  I only start seriously washing my asshole only 1 year ago!  Before that, no one actually tell me it is a need to wash certain parts really clean.  Have you taught your children the correct way to wash??  Spraying with water alone is not good enough which i used to do that before one year ago because I always feel it is so dirty to directly use your fingers to wash clean the parts where shit comes out.  Look how stupid I was and nobody actually taught me about washing myself right.  Correct method of washing anus, use soap and water together just like you are washing your hands before food.  Can you imagine not washing ur buttocks clean...Most of times it will result in bacterial infection of anus cause by the shit, agitating itch and extreme sharp pain even.  Sometimes, even affecting your walking too when you cant close your legs.  Why the hell my parents never teach me properly how to bathe myself or m i stupid?  I got a hidden secret that a few of my close friends know only.  I used to think that sperms fly around and outside our private parts and i tried to fertilize an unwasted real chicken egg when i was in primary six.  I feel so dumb now thinking back the egg may be so dirty.  Best part is no one actually teach me properly on how to wash private parts.  Yes, you are right...I spray water with abit of soap.  GUYS!! WRONG! IF YOU ARE READING THIS, I M YOUR SAVIOR!!! THE CORRECT WAY IS YOU HAVE TO PULL BACK THE SKIN COVERING TURTLEhead all the way  AND WASH THE DRAINAGE WITHIN and every portion you can see thorougly!!!! DO NOT B WORRIED THAT IT MAY DAMAGE IT OR LOSE VIRGINITY WHAT SHIT.  I lost mine at 22.  DUN MAKE THE SAME MISTAKE AS ME AGAIN.  I SUFFERED INFECTIONS WITH YELLOW DISCHARGES N DISTURBING EXTREME PAIN N ITCHINESS during my secondary 3 or 4 period which i cant really remember.   I have to run to my father for help and finally, he taught me how to wash mine with him demonstrating washing his!  But dun worry, I dun have any diseases for goodness sake with recent hospital blood report.  You all should thank me for having the courage to tell you things your parents may be so shy to teach you all.  Dun be a stupid fool like Steven Lim so old then realize that washing asshole is very important for health and hygience.  There are no school lessons at my time teaching us how to waste asshole.  The most only teach us how to waste hands.  I seriously think it is time for schools and visting nurses to add this in their health education syllabus. Thank you.

17 March 2008

Always in my Memory- My Kawasaki Ninja ZX11 (1100CC)  永在怀念中 - 我的重型机车

This is an urgent n important notice.  My super good conditioned Class 2 Kawasaki Ninja ZX11 has just been sold to a very very nice gentleman  on  10th March 2008.  Hi, Kor if you are reading this.  Very nice to have met you!  He even treats me to tea n Kaya Bread when we were trapped in the rain in AMK Hub.   No words can describe my current feeling.  I lost a very good bike instead.   I feel so disgraced to ride a class 2B bike right now.  I want to dig  a big hole! Life is like that.  Cars laugh at bikes, Big bikes laugh at small bikes.  Surely riding Hayabusa and Goldwing  are real prides.  But once something needs to be repaired, bye bye money.  Those kind of money can used for buying other stuffs, watching 90 weekend movies  and do shopping lor!  Trust me, I always secretly laugh at people riding tiny waves.  Now this is my turn to be laughed by Big bikes.  I want to die!! I m at least once known as the famous biker of Singapore, now i m riding Cub Kia!  Guys, die die get your Class 2 license no matter what at SSDC amk.  I one time pass.

Reason for selling of Class 2 bike:

1) Once something needs to be repaired, it dun come cheap.  (Within one week, $900 I kena one month ago.  Can buy one wave you know)  Change small small parts then the shop mark up so high for me.

2) Worried that it will be spoilt again.  Waste time waste money again.  Let me declare.  I hate to take public transport!  Why weekdays after midnight no MRT??  Cineleisure movie still open leh.  For you to choose, u will take MRT Or Taxi if both are available?

3) Petrol is high for Class 2 (15km/litre?)  Wave can do 50km/litre?

4) Always caught in a jam cause too big sized with the two big side box.  End up reach later than small bikes.  Supposed to be faster, end up reach later than wave. KNN)  Goldwing sure kena jammed like cars.  For what keep a big bike for practical reasons?  For show off n more stability (BUT big heavy bikes harder to skid if your tires are still good), still end up not very practical leh...

Bikes I have rode before: Phantom TA 150cc, Benelli Adiva 150cc, Kawasaki Ninja ZX400cc, Honda NV Custom 400cc, Honda Wave 110cc, Honda Goldwing 1500cc, Ninja Kawasaki ZX1100cc, now Phantom TA 150cc again     (according to timeline)  Damn it!  People upgrade, I downgrade.

Which bike I love best:  Honda Goldwing 1500cc (Pride)  Every Class 2 rider should aim to try this bike once in their lifetime.  Your Pillion guarantees to love it man!  Imagine a girl that dun dare to take bike, dare to sit in my Goldwing cushion chair.

Which Bike I like least: Honda NV Custom 400cc ( Old bike.  Total engine failure.  One thing spoilt, the rest follows)  Feel like cursing n swearing that time without a bike while it is in the workshop  ( 1 month still have not finished repaired.) Moral of Story, Old bike dun buy.

Best Value for Money:  Honda Phantom & yes, Honda Wave   Seriously, I dun like Honda Wave outlook.  Maybe they have their intended target audience.  I have seen plentiful construction workers, Malaysians, student, chefs own this kind of bike too.  Sporty Sparks looks very nice and faster I think but simple design Honda Wave is definitely the best bargain and saves you plenty of petrol!   If you are looking for something affordable but fantastic transport, do consider buying wave.

I downgraded because of practical reasons, although i m not happy.Now I have a class 2B bike, next time if you see me riding this small bike on the street.  Dun bother to call me.  Cos I will be so disgraced to say hi at you.  I will surely pretend you see the wrong person...Ke Ke....LOL!

二月 27日  2008